блин, все, это мой любимый анекдот
Lionel Messi wants to make love with a girl, so he takes her home… In the room he said: “make yourself сomfortable, I’ll be right back.” A few minutes later he returned with two naked men! The girl exclaimed “who the hell is that?!” Messi said, nervously, “I’m sorry, but I can not play without Xavi and Iniesta”.